the condiment cupboard

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:48:19 GMT

oh where is your inflammatory writ?
do i deserver her?
i'm a fucked
i love joanna newsom
and y ou
i love you
do you love me/

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:26:14 GMT

has anyone else noticed that the new red rooster ad is sporting some complete ripoff track of gorillaz' 19-2000?
fucking food chains.

ima turn vegetarian guys. no meats for me, no more. i hope.

my brilliant idea for today was a box on the bottom of the vtac application sheet which is marked random. you just give 50 or so courses and they pick one for you via random number generator. fate will look after me! fate looked after oedipus, it was just that fucking free will of his...

Wed, 17 May 2006 11:48:23 GMT

yes, the butterflies are still there..

This one goes out to my boy D

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:04:36 GMT

.

DO YOU WANT A HUG?!?!?!

foot forget about me!

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:40:50 GMT

WE ARE ALL OVERRATED.

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:46:16 GMT

i made this great piece of toast today it had like this man-size slab of avocado and pepper and capsicum dip it was pretty great.

DANNY!

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:27:16 GMT

i feel like a huge chunk of meaning has just walked out of my life.

at least i got roses.

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 03:57:57 GMT

GUYS guess what i'm pretty mad.
you might already know about this, or you might not see a need for it with your ostentatiously oversized cd collections, but i've found a program that gets music off your ipod and onto your compy!!
the one for windows that i'm using, being the born and bred IBM compatible bitch i am, is called copypod (www.copypod.net). it's really good and you get a free trial which is probably all you'll need. there's one for mac called senuti (www.tinyurl.com/8oxoya) but i can't open one of those apple creatures let alone trial a program.
i just thought i'd put this up because i've been looking for this for ages and you're probably doing the same.
greatbye.

is it greasy out?

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 10:47:57 GMT

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:16:59 GMT

オーストラリアへ、
あなたの国はたのしくない。ごめん。大嫌いですねー。。。
かえりたいですよ！！！
ジェシカより。

JAPANLAND IS THE FUCKING SHIT.

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:53:37 GMT

wow guys. japan is freaky

i totally freaked out on the way here, and on sunday, and yesterday, but today i:ve been ok. fuck this compy is nuts. tomorrow they:re making me take an exam wtf!!! wow it feels so good to speak english although i:m subconciously translating in my head...

families are mad, we:re like fking movie stars its insane.]

MISS YOU LOVE

what's your ultimate fantasy..

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:04:15 GMT

"kim is a hommoseksual. a dyke on a bike if you like."

we won trivia!!++++!!! ya mum's matt damon!!
eliza's singing and making 5kg of soBA. stick just came home and offered to take us out for pizza which is pretty exciting.

I'M LEAVING FOR JAPAN ON SATURDAY. NOT A SATURDAY, tHiS sAtUrDaY!,!,!,
OH bjeebus.

guys. ima fatty. i got a fat belleh and a fat bootay and some FAT ARSE LEGS MUTHAFUKA. goddamn stephen lets go jogging 2getHA.

"simon, you're going for counselling. i'm sick of you picking on me"
- libby

more dramas of the house.

GIM SUM SOBA BIATCHE
(WHAT A CUNT)

HEY. that's the face you make when you're playing with your hole! stobbit.

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:05:38 GMT

i just got the stupidest sad ever.
over changing my email address.
my god.
does anyone know if you can bulk forward emails, without doing them each individually?
or for that matter, if you can redirect your incoming email?
thnx

*could you see a new sun in the sky? sun is blood and blood is a lie. it's hot in the town with its back to the sea, darling don't put your veil over me..*

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:12:34 GMT

i can take on anything with alanis by my side.

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:36:30 GMT

oh no something terrible happened in the night and i got FATTER in the face and SORER also.
am v sad and sore and mopey, although jelly and icy poles for brekky is rather nice. am dreaming of hot chips with chicken salt and chocolate fudge slice and episodes of scrubs i haven't seen.. oh how i wish.
i hope you're all having fun with your slim faces and socially appropriate appearances.. i hope to slim down within the next couple of days.
scrubs is on. old ep but good cox rant later

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 00:01:52 GMT

the surgery happened and i'm still alive which is pretty mad.
thanks for all the comments.
i have a fat face but it's not too big. i'm pretty bored and i can't stand up for long but i can chew (yay) so lots of food is happening. and lots of FOXY.
see you guys soon

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 13:10:12 GMT

surgery at nine.
ima scared.
what happens if i die?!?!?!

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 04:39:03 GMT

Over the C major bar, they use what is called a ‘tritone substitution’ in the melody. This involves taking the guide tones of the dominant seven (in this case G7, so B and F) and moving them up three tones (they become F and B/Cb respectively) which makes the new chord a Db7 (Db, F, Ab, Cb). This movement is aurally smooth because it maintains the guide tones of the original harmony, but in addition comprises a new harmonic palate. This movement is the reason for the Bnatural (Cb, the seventh) and the Ab (the fifth) which appear in the melody in this bar.

in your face charlie parker!

brendan if you read this can you tell me if that's ok?

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:15:50 GMT

what happens if we get terrorist bombed before my SAC tomorrow?

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:45:54 GMT

omogod like fuckin brother justin just got his boon omogod fuckin

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:06:19 GMT

today was muuurrrgghhhdd.

the things that happened:
further is fun, even though the fuckwits at the back are soooo dumb. i used to time to actually do my jap homework, which was a lovely change.

further was followed by ethics. we wagged ethics last week due to the fact that it is taught by a PE teacher. i thought she would yell at us today. however, she just seemed insulted? wtf? then i realised, fiona (the counsellor) probably told her not to hassle us and now she's all bitter cos she can't get back. pretty mad.

i spent all of lunch like a loner in the study writing my hamlet essay, only to get to lit and have her say OH YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAND THAT UP WTF WTF MS MANSOUR IS A BITCHY JUDGEMENTAL FREAK.

then after school i walked home and i was grinning and all these people were watching me and i think it was because i was singing but i didn't know it was that loud.

then i watched some carni and had a sleep, then we had potato jems for dinner and it was nice. then we went to the screening of our media films. it was pretty shit really really disorganised and the effect was kind of ruined. but shell told me the name of this girl in year 12 i've been stalking a lil bit sah and her name is mary anne and she's murghd.

then i had to suck up to my pompous grandparents. but it was ok. we had a v disjointed conversation about haircuts and the cricket. now i'm going to watch some more carni. have a good do.

Sun, 21 Aug 2005 08:04:01 GMT

things i care about more than you:

low carb diets
michael moore
the republican national convention
kaballah and all kaballah related products
high def tv
the bush daughters
wireless hotspots
the oc
the un
recycling
danny gans
getting punk'd
the latin grammys
the real grammys
jeff that wiggle who sleeps too damn much
the yankees' payroll
all the red states
all the blue states
every hybrid car
every talk show
everything on the planet
everything in the solar system
everything everything everything everything
everything everything every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions

Oh, and Hugh Jackman

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:48:31 GMT

two words.
imogen heap.

am i way behind the times?

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:46:48 GMT

well.

after the weekend's adventures, i thought i would sink below the point of return. however, things have been ok. fiona wasn't at school which sucked. but i had three free periods and media, so it was ok. i have my japanese oral tomorrow. unfortunately, i don't speak such a language. but i will surely wing it.

i don't know if it's a side affect, or if i'm getting hives, but my face has been so goddamn itchy. wtf?! i surely have face lice.

i went down to chill at elst after school. it was not all that fun. elst is full of fuckers.

i appreciate that neighbours is trying and all. but the horrible artsy frames? the 80's filmclip transitions? what the gay are they playing at and can they stop? i want the old preachy ways, none of this new fangled technological garbage.
omg they just said tonsil hockey. sweet jesus in heaven.

i hope everything is resolving itself. ellen's bday is this weekend and i don't want it to be nuts. i think i'll wear green, it boosts my confidence.

also, ms malloy has lost. the. plot. and it's mad.

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 11:50:27 GMT

i just lost 1/5 of my movie which is due in a week
because of a scratched fucking tape

as if anything could be worse right now

come on life. make it worse. i want to see it get worse.
so i can sit back and laugh and think, it could always be worse.
because right now it seems pretty fucking SHIT.
it's like God's punishment, seeing as this week i decided he may be real, he's getting me back for all the times i badmouthed him. you can fuck off. i don't need this now.

today i was finally getting a grip, too. how dare this technology get so fucked up. and the thing is, i don't trust the pcs at school not to eat my film. they're constantly having errors and running shitly, and every now and then they just decide to reboot. the school sucks! media sucks! i don't wanna.

this is not worthy of me. and now with clarity i see, that i can walk away i can walk away..